NEW CHARACTER: BEETLEJUICE GREEN

BEETLEJUICE BREAKS OUT!

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Next up is Beetlejuice. As you can see (though his body is small), he packs huge punches and can build them quickly as well. As a boxer, his attacks basically consists of punche- Wait hold on this is from Little Mac. Beetlejuice is a comedian, though this time you are the punchline. He takes shit from nobody and will not stop until you are either dead or dead so you’re screwed either way. Nobody usually takes Beetlejuice seriously so him joining the Waifu War is surely to make him big.

NEW CHARACTER: MARTY ROBBINS

MARTY RIDES INTO TOWN!

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The Bar was rowdy and busy, in the middle of the day this was quite normal for the Town. “Ahh come on toots, you know you love me!” The scraggly Outlaw scratched his beard as he tried to grope the hostess. Nobody wanted to stop him, not after he shot the Sherriff. After many scuffles with the women, the Outlaw threw her away and went for the Rum. A Stranger rode into town, with a big iron on his hip. He headed into the Bar, his entrance was quiet but noticeable. The people looked at him from head to toe, he had a serene peace to him which was strange for a man of his calibre. “Hey! What do you think you’re doing in my Town!” the Outlaw moved towards him, his ego shadowing the Stranger. “I came for a drink”, the Stranger replied not looking at him. “What do you think you’re lookin’ at! Too ugly for ya am I?” The stranger pushed him out, inviting him to a duel.

The Town in the Middle of Nowhere stood still, not moving an inch. A cold yet still air moved the quiet atmosphere as two men stood towards each over. Their eyes locked to each over, no sweat was had. In an instant, the Outlaw and Stranger whipped out their guns, in a flash. In a split second, it was over. The Stranger had won. Once the standoff was done the people crowded and cheered, they asked for his name. “Names Marty. Marty Robbins.” The stranger spoke. “Sir!” A young boy spoke, “A man told me this was for ya’ !” Marty took the letter from the child and opened it.

He had been selected.

NEW CHARACTER: SLAHGAO

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Slahgao, Lord of the Hellscape and Shaper of Reality. Man has often stated he brings life to all and takes away at the end, being the first and last thing people see before they die. Both a merciful God and a demon of destruction, Slahgao has complete control in his dimension where none can match his power. Slahgao has never met anyone on his skill level since he is the all-powerful god, however recently a competition has caught his attention, The Waifu War. He has heard of the many people chosen for the all out war, now Slahgao can prove whether or not he himself, is worthy of his power.

NEW CHARACTER: AU-CHANA

AU-CHANA ROBUSTS THE RUMBLE!

Being A Warden is hard, being a Lizard Warden is tougher. Au-Chana just wanted to make it big in Nanotransen, to move up the co-operate ladder however her Lizard background couldn’t make it possible. Now all she does is tell Shitcurity what to do and get ignored by Shitcurity, and sometimes stop the retarded captain from spending the budget on legos. She was even married and divorced in the same shift once, life wasn’t going the way she wanted. Nanotransen had recently heard of a competition, one that sends all of the strongest warriors from the multiverse to a war. Not wanting to spend so many resources on someone useful they approached the Lizard with a deal; if she wins she will be granted a promotion, fail and she is fired.

Not like she had much too loose.

NEW CHARACTER: CACODEMON

CACODEMON BRINGS THE DOOM

The Cacodemon is a red demon from the barren wastelands of hell. they are floating balls that tend to spit on you if they don’t like you, so it’s not that much different from real life for you is it? Most Cacodemon’s tend to try and eat you alive but one wanted to be something different, and that one wanted to be a cutie pie. All the other Cacodemon’s laughed at it and rightfully so, even it’s own mother. Later that night the Cacodemon ran away from home, only to be killed by the Doomguy.

That Cacodemon isn’t the same one that’s entering the competition by the way, I just thought it was an interesting story.

RETURNING VETERAN: CADENCE

CADENCE STARTS THE PARTY!

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In Club Penguin Island, it’s Cadence who makes the lives of the Penguis there a party! Whether it’s about the season, a sponsorship (mostly by Disney) or simply a tradition, at any given day there’s always something worth partying about! So buckle up kids, cause DJ K-Dance returns to the “Waifu Wars”! So who cares if she lost once? Not Cadence herself, that’s for sure. She’s more concerned with showing off her moves so mesmerizing you’d think a robot did them! Be sure to tune in, buy lots of her merchandise and look forward to the next Premium Party “Waifu Wars” coming to Club Penguin!

…What do you mean, it shut down two years ago? We still got Club Penguin Island, right? Right?

NEW CHARACTER: GANGSTER MARIO

MARIO SMASHES THE COMPETITION!

He ain’t your momma’s Mario! He’s Gangsta Mario! The Hardest Brick To Break! The Biggest Dick To Date! After his rise to fame with his notorious rap skills after posting his rap music on Soundcloud, Mario became the best rap artist in the Mushroom Kingdom, because he was the only rap artist in the Mushroom Kingdom. After a few years knew he had to step up his game, only through the Waifu Wars can he achieve his dream of actually making good music!

NEW CHARACTER: JOKER

THE JOKER STEALS THE SHOW!

Arthur Fleck has definitely had enough of Gotham City. He has done everything there that was to be done, after all. He took revenge on his former childhood hero, Murray Franklin. He took revenge on those around his life who mistreated him. He took revenge on the society in which he lived by starting an uprising. But all he wanted in the end was to surprise people with his comedy. In a way, he still did that. But now the Joker wants to do it for real. His actions have gained the attention of a competition called “Waifu Wars” and received an invitation. Getting away from this city for a while is sure to make him put on a happy face. Or not. Either way, it’s time to send in the clowns.

RETURNING VETERAN: TYLER1

TYLER1 STREAMS THE COMPETITION!

Tyler1 is the most famous streamer of all he was most known for League of Legends until he realized that he wasn’t an ASSFAGGOT. Tyler1 has made many streams in his career but his last stream, however, would change him. Tyler was streaming The Purple Republic Final Drill, the most popular RPG ever made by mankind. It wouldn’t be until he was the first and only person to complete the first chapter, that he was sucked Video Game directly taking digital form. He found himself stranded in the Waifu War yet again, realizing his only way out would be to use his strength and whatever is left of his intelligence.

RETURNING VETERAN: CORY BAXTER

CORY IS IN THE HOUSE ONCE AGAIN!

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Life hasn’t been so easy for Cory Baxter lately. First, he loses the Waifu War, then his father loses his job due to presidents switching, forcing the Baxters to move back to San Fran’. Away from Meena, and the others… So when a letter came in, asking him to return to the Waifu Wars, Cory was hesitant. But then he saw who was already confirmed in participating and his heart skipped a beat. Dude, he loved his songs! If he got a chance to meet someone like him (and get money while doing it), well you know how he do. And who knows, just maybe it might get his dad’s job back… somehow. He hopes this competition airs on Fox News. Then the current President might notice and he’d be back with Meena (even if they’re just friends).