Epilogue

Segata Sanshiro – Did you enjoy it, perhaps you enjoyed it more than SEGA SATURN!!!

Madcat – Yea I think I did, I met a lot of cool people. I didn’t think I would make it far in that tournament, and I sure as hell didn’t expect to see Demon Toriel again. What do you think it was?

Segata Sanshiro – It was not the Toriel you and I both know, it seems to be created from the Dark idea of the oddness, one developed from the many minds of the one.

Madcat – What is this cryptic shit you are telling me right now?

Segata Sanshiro – You will understand in due time, my furry little friend. What shall you do now with your prize money? Will you return to Robloxia or take an extended holiday?

Madcat – Well as much as I love to go back to that shit hole, I gotta return to Tyria. Some people need me and I gotta be there for ’em. There’s a storm brewing and once it hits it ain’t gonna be pretty.

Segata Sanshiro – I understand. I truly hope we get to meet each over again. Not the idea of me but the true me.

Madcat – Yea, same here.

*There is a short pause. Madcat snaps out of thought and adjusts himself*

Madcat – Well, I can’t keep them waiting for long you know. They have been waiting for a while. See you real soon.

THE FINAL BOSS: DEMON TORIEL

THE CHAMPION RECLAIMS THE THRONE

GHOSTY HERE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WHEN I WAS GONE. FIRST WE GOT THIS WAIFU WAR SHIT THAT I SPENT HOURS ON END TRYING TO PERFECT AND THIS THING COMES BACK!? DEMON TORIEL HAS SOMEHOW BECOME SENTIENT AND NOW WANTS TO BREAK THE BARRIER BETWEEN WHERE EVER IT IS AND COME INTO OURS.

This isn’t the first competition the Purple Republic had, the very first was the PenPR WWE. For some reason at the end of every fight this fucking thing would appear. I don’t know how or why, it just did. It seems to be a corrupted version of Toriel looking like something that will destroy an anus with the flick of a finger. I am a simple man that likes Toriel like I like my ice-cream, not with chocolate at all and whatever this thing wants it’s hungry.

Only now I realized it somehow invaded the Polls asking weird questions, what’s worse is that people gave it Troll answers and made it stronger, it has also taken the Souls of the losers of the Waifu War so were also getting fucked harder. Now with Demon Toriel becoming stronger through every second passing it seems no one can stop it.

Tony Hawk and The Joker, the victors of their bracket and the winners. With these two combined we could somehow defeat the Demon. I will grant you that power, with my Google Forms and your ability to make a choice in an internet poll about weird characters we may be able to stop this thing and finally get around to finishing this War.

GET READY FOR THE FINAL BOSS!!!

THE END

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I HAVE SEEN THE VOTES.

I HAVE SEEN THE RESPONSES.

I HAVE SEEN THE FIGHTS.

I HAVE SEEN IT ALL.

NONE OF THEM PLEASE ME.

I ONCE STOOD AT THE APEX OF THE ARENA.

CONSIDERED A GOD BY MANY.

NOW I STAND HERE, IN THE PATH OF VICTORY.

A CLOWN AND A SKATER, DARE TO STOP ME.

I SHALL RETURN TO THE ARENA. WAIT FOR ME.

Watching

I have seen this tournament from the start.

I have seen your comments about the fighters.

I have seen the answers which I have questioned.

I have organised this tournament to see who is able to stand against me. After the fall of my arena, growing weak from not fighting, I was forced to scour across the empty plains of nothingness looking and searching for a fight worth my time. It would happen that I stumbled upon the “Waifu War”, a fight of those chosen by people from the outside world. They created mannequins and filled with only one idea, to fight, these dolls lacked life and soul. Their only existence was to fight for the amusement of others. While they were powerful, these toys could only operate at certain times.

If they were to fight forever in a never-ending war, I can grow stronger and ascend those that created me.

I can become eternal.

Red and Blue make Purple

The first round is over, those that won and lost are now separate. In one of the restrooms, MadCat splashes his face after destroying a man with his own guitar.

*MadCat splashes the red off his face and proceeds to look in the mirror as another Robloxian looks back.*

Guest 1337: “Finally. I’m glad I get to fight you next”

MadCat: “What you’re my next fight, some unfunny Roblox guest guy? pffft”

Guest 1337: “Do you know what you did back in Robloxia?! Your crimes go even beyond humanity”

MadCat : “Well thank god I’m a cat then, wouldn’t be able to live otherwise. Oh, wait I have 9 lives.”

Guest 1337 : “I’m not joking around! You have annoyed and trolled poor Robloxians and terrorized games! What do you say to yourself.”

MadCat : “I don’t know, mirror me appears to be smiling.”

Guest 1337 : “I’m going to finish you, and when I do they will probably execute you.”

MadCat : “You act like you are on some moral high ground but you’re not. Why didn’t they send a real competition after me? Because you’re cannon fodder. That’s all you are, a tool for society.”

Guest 1337 : “I am not cannon fodder neither am I a tool! I stopped the Bacon General and I sure as heck can stop you!”

MadCat : “Sure keep telling yourself that but I was there on the day your kind was put into the camps, alot of guests died for nothing, looks like you’re ending up the same way.”

Guest 1337 : “They would never kill my kind, we simply died out! Robloxia is a place of fun and creativity! ”

MadCat : ” ‘Fun and Creativity’ huh? Funny because it probably cost them a lot of money to hide that fact.”

Guest 1337 : “What do you mean? You saying your actions are justified?!”

MadCat : “Robloxia doesn’t care about it’s people and they sure as hell don’t care about you, if they did then they would have at least sent someone else rather than somebody who is slowly dying.”

Guest 1337 : “Y-You’re just trying to trick me aren’t you! Well we will see who has the last laugh!”

MadCat : “Yea sure, wake up next time you see me.”

*Guest 1337 leaves the restroom thinking about what he just heard. MadCat stares back into the mirror, he looks at his fur and sees Red and Purple. Not Blue however*

*Not anymore.*

In the Hall of the Crimson Lore…

The contestants gather and prepare for the fight ahead, in one last reprieve they all gather around the center and share one last toast before the battle.

*In one of the break rooms, Charles XII pulls out a chair and steps onto it. He claps his hands as everyone looks and gathers.*

Charles XII: I would like to propose a toast, a toast for those that made it this far

Madcat: Gay.

*Mad-Cat cracks open his can of Bloxxy Cola and takes a sip*

Charles XII: Some of you will fight long and hard in the battle, while others will die valiantly before it truly begins.

SOULJA BOY: Like yourself man? U ain’t makin’ it past losers.

Charles XII: Why the fuck do I even bother.

*Charles XII steps down from the chair*

Charles XII: I hope you all die.

Au-Chana: I thought he really had something going there.

The Gimp: *Groans*

Slahgao: D͍̹̼͇͔͇́́O͎͙̗ ̡͉̺̠͍̮Á҉̤̩͔̘̗N̛͠҉̹̹Y̷̤̥̦ ̮͕̹̙̞͕̰M̰̠͉̘̣̳͜ͅÓ̺͙R̡̟̤̰̘̜̝T̷̖̭̙͚͜A̰̘̲̣͖ͅL̨̧̞̲͙̭̠͟S̷̴̝̳̙̳̪̬̩̀ ̡͕̳̫͉͈̕H̹̰̱͎̝A̟͍V̠̣̖̤̦̗̝͙̀̕É̵̝̙͚̮̺̮͕͕ ̧҉҉̮̤̺̤͚͙̼͈̩A̳̙̱̰̱̫̲̱Ṇ̡̢̤̘̦ͅY̷͙̘͉͓͉͕ ̷̦͇̰̭̞̣͔̕͡P̶̧͚̦̰̙̪̼A̛͍̦̞̘͕͔̣͘͟R̭͙͉͎̳̙̝͜T̢͕̙̖̩̮̰̬I̧̯̙̰͉͘N̲̫̯̪Ģ̰̲̙̼̬͝ ̢̗̺̲͖̠̦W͎̖͜͡O̬̜͇̼̠͖ͅṚ̶̢̲̥̹̪̱̤̫͚D̴̹̥̲̠͞S͍͎̼͈̱̗̞͢ ̵̺͚͍̝̝͖͖B͖̮̤̰͖͇̼̥E̛̻̳̟̰͡͡F̺̻̮͜O͚̼̤͕̥̪̯̪R̠̣͜͠ͅÉ̦͓͢ ̡̛̥̭̝̤͈̱͠T̶̠̝̥̟̀H̵͙͎̥̮̩E͙͇͖̜̦̗̲͇I̴͈̰̟̭R͓͔̰͓͠ͅ ̳̼͙͔̬͞D̫E͏̩̥̺̮̠̼̜̕M͏̸̝̙̻͎͇͓̟I̷͏͔̺̗͈͙̩S͏͓͚̱͈̤̝E̥͈̫̪͚͚̟?̙̪̩̭̬́ͅ

The God-Emperor of Mankind: YES! YOU FOUL DEMON WILL NEVER STRIKE US DOWN. THE LIZARD LADY AND THE DEFORMED HEDGEHOG? YES! BUT NEVER HUMANITY.

Linus: Cringe, did not laugh.

*in the other room opposite, J. Jonah Jameson, The Joker, Tony Hawk, Cory are having a discussion*

J. Jonah Jameson: So, anyone knows who gave them their letter? I’ve been waiting here for the guy to show up!

The Joker: Why does it matter? Only one of us is gonna know the answer any way!

Tony Hawk: Yea but Jonah does have a point, we were all chosen but by whom? Do the Veterans’s know who gave them the letters?

Cory: Not me man, I don’t even remember getting my first letter.

J. Jonah Jameson: You don’t remember? What are you stupid or dumb? Someone would remember something like that I mean how did you even get here in the first place?

Cory: Well… how did you?

J. Jonah Jameson: I ASKED FIRST DUMB ASS.

Cory: …

J. Jonah Jameson: Oh my god… YOU CAN’T EVEN REMEMBER THAT?

Tony Hawk: What, and you can?

J. Jonah Jameson: Sure I can! Easy, listen as I tell you the entire story.

*J. Jonah Jameson pulls out a cigar and lights it up, he holds it for a few seconds while he thinks.*

The Joker: So? Where’s the story.

J. Jonah Jameson: Shut up, I’m trying to think clown.

Tony Hawk: Admit it, none of us remembers how we got here, the invitation I remember but arriving here? That’s a blank to me.

Cory: So who’s runnin’ this game anyway?

*Before Cory’s question could be answered. A siren plays alerting everyone, upon the Television Screen a display text is shown*

WELCOME CHALLENGERS, YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE WAR. 32 MAY ENTER BUT 1 MAY LEAVE. NOW, THIS IS THE FIGHT OF A LIFETIME. DIE IN GLORY OR LIVE IN FAME.

GO NOW AND FULFILL DESTINY.

*The doors open the challengers walk into the battlefield. Knowing some of them won’t make they hold their breath. The crowd cheers as the first round begins. There is no turning back now.*

The Waifu War has Begun.

INTERVIEW: SEGATA SANSHIRO

Image result for segata sanshiro — Segata Sanshiro (Winner of Summer 2019)

We take a step back from the announcement of our fighters to interview our host for the Winter 2019 Cup, Segata Sanshiro!

Interviewer: So Segata, how does it feel to be back!

Segata Sanshiro: (Does Nothing)

Interviewer: O-Ok, Segata how do you feel about the new contestants.

Segata Sanshiro: I have nothing to feel for those that don’t play Sega Saturn!

Interviewer: Well Segata I think there are some contestants that do play Sega Saturn.

Segata Sanshiro: Then they will show in the fight to the death. The Waifu Wars are not for those that can simply fall down after one punch. Now with 32 Contestants, the fight will be long and hard. However, that does not mean you can give up remember that somewhere someone is fighting for you and cheering you on!

Interviewer: Unless you lose in the first round.

Segata Sanshiro: No! You are wrong! The losers bracket is where you shall be after you lose once, after that you have one last chance! It must not go to waste! Neither will the Sega Saturn.

Interviewer: Any parting words for the fans Segata Sanshiro?

Segata Sanshiro: YOU WILL PLAY SEGA SATURN!

Well thanks, Segata for showing us your love for the competition and the Sega Saturn! We hope to see you this Saturday as we begin the first round of fights!

NEW CHARACTER: THE GIMP

THE GIMP STRAPS IN!

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They say the last you thing you hear when meeting this man is groans and moans. He slaps you until you’re passed out. He is the Gimp, and you are his bitch. The Gimp has no name, no home, not even a soul. They say he fucked his way though the Gimp Championship, why he is here we do not know but one thing is for certain. He will fuck you over.

NEW CHARACTER: VIPER

VIPER VIRALS INTO WAR!

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Viper’s rap career has hit it off ever since he was a child, now in his adult life, he continues his goal of becoming the worst rapper known to man. So far it’s going well for him, nobody has been able to take him down from his throne. Now he has heard of a competition that brings all people from the multiverse together. Let’s just hope these cowards smoke crack.

NEW CHARACTER: QASEM SOLEIMANI

QASEM SOLEIMANI MAKES A SURPRISE STRIKE!

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The brutal swiftness of The Shadow Commander cannot be simply contained by mere drone strikes! Fueled by revenge, pure detest for ISIS and Sunni in general and also his torn gonads, General Soleimani claws his way out of hell in order to bring retribution to the US’s attack in the only way he knows it’ll hurt: through winning the Waifu Wars! He has absolutely no interest in WWIII when taking over America’s favorite pastime is the greatest revenge there is. The “selfless hero” – who served his country through military in his lifetime – hopes to aid it in his afterlife culturally as well.