RETURNING VETERAN: THE LAST GUEST

THE LAST GUEST FINISHES THE FIGHT!

After his loss with Segata Sanshiro, Guest 1337 was put into the Roblox Hospital and has made a recovery that took longer than expected. Turns out nobody is trained to be a doctor in Robloxia. After he was out of the hospital he swore to never take on another mission ever again and finally settle down with his wife Daisy. All was peaceful until he watched the news, what he saw changed his perspective on Robloxia forever. A Purple Cat was destroying everything he worked hard to protect, not even the people themselves were safe from that threat. He couldn’t sit there and watch him cause chaos, somebody had to stop him and 1337 knew it had to be him. He kissed his wife goodbye and headed to the only place logical place they would go, The Waifu Wars.

He had to stop them no matter what it cost.

NEW… CHARACTERS? THE SUBWAY GUARDIANS!

THE SUBWAY GUARDIANS GUARD THE GATES!

The Subway was once a place of fear and where only the strong could survive. There was no hope for them. It wouldn’t be until 4 guardians arrived to protect it from the cruelty of man.

Crack Nigga

No one knows if he is man or beast, perhaps is a mixture between both. The most notable feature about him is his face, one of disgust however he kind at heart. He would never hurt a SOUL unless provoked enough.

Scholar of the Street

A man who has trained himself in all knowledge of the subway. His ability to read multiple books at the same time has granted him psychic abilities that would keep those out of harm’s way. He knows everything there is to know and much more.

Blind Sight

Some say he is blind but the truth is that he can see anything at any time. His ability to see so much has granted him the ability to see into a mans very heart. Just hope you’re a good person.

Buff Homie

A gentle giant, one who stands tall and mighty, however, look at him incorrectly and it’s possible he can kill you. Even he doesn’t know how strong he is.
The guardians have joined forces to protect their subway from threats beyond normality and the only way to do so is to win the Waifu War.

NEW CHARACTER: SCOUT FROM TEAM FORTRESS THE THIRD

SCOUT STEALS THE COMPETITION!

The Scout is a mercenary out of 9, this scout, however, is not the one you and I have come to know. He is fast, almost invisible to the human eye but if you look carefully in an empty parking lot you can almost make him out. He has only caught once on camera, this is that image. This image is the only living proof that we have of him on his last mission. Now he is tasked with a new mission, win the Waifu War and claim the cap finally ending the 15 year-round on cp_dustbowl.

He just has to wait for the round to begin…

NEW CHARACTER: MIXED RACE CRINGE (MRC)

MRC SEPARATES THE FIGHT!

Not being in the Waifu Wars? Cringe!

He has only one goal, the keep blacks and whites separate. Nobody understands why he thinks this way it might be because he is autistic, retarded or both. He never shows his face and because of that, they don’t even know what skin colour he is so nobody can call him racist. After hearing about the Waifu Wars, he knew that this could only bring people together, the opposite of what he wants. Now he seeks to win the war and keep mixed-race couples separate, to build a wall around society’s standards.

NEW CHARACTER: LINUS

LINUS SNAPS THE COMPETITION!

Linus took a selfie.

It changed him forever granting him strange abilities to warp space and time, he became a meme. He knew with this power he had gained came great responsibility from it. So he said fuck that and caused chaos, destroying millions in the process. No one could beat him, he became a god. After getting bored in his own dimension he now searches for a new one to call home, he has travelled to many places in search of one suitable for him. After searching for aeons he found one, not only that but he found a challenge that stood before him, “The Waifu Wars”. Linus smiled as he finally found a place worthy of the name “home”.

NEW CHARACTER: EMANUEL AGUILAR

EMANUEL THE ALIEN ROCKS OUT!

A musician is in a band, a bard travels alone. This means nothing for Emanuel Aguilar also known by many as “Alien Fingers”. People assume that he is terrible at playing music and that he is just “shit”, this is incorrect as those same people cannot play the triangle for shit. Is he truly as bad as people say? There is only one way to prove it, The Waifu Wars. A gathering of warriors from all around the multiverse, this is the only way he can prove to himself and everyone that he does not lack talent far from it.

He will show them perfection.

RETURNING VETERAN: GOOMEX

GOOMEX RETURNS WITH VENGEANCE

After loosing to anime in the last tournament he thought he wouldn’t have been able to return to the war, not after such a shameful loss. Afterwards, Goomex has been on a journey of self-discovery. He found out a lot about himself and how much he really doesn’t like minorities so nothing about him changed. Goomex does not like losing, especially to an “ugly anime bitch” as he puts it. After she lost nobody knows where she went, nobody has actually seen her in a while.

She was just the first, however.

NEW CHARACTER: TONY HAWK

TONY HAWK SKATES ONTO THE SCENE!

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Tony Hawk was denied his entry in the last competition because nobody knew who he was. This didn’t affect Tony Hawk as much as it should have because everyone had forgotten about him. Many years ago he was at the top of his game now all he does is post on twitter all day. It was until recently however he heard someone call out to him… “HEY TONY I REMEMBER YA’! YOU WERE IN PRO SKATER!” the weird man in the goat shirt shouted. Tony didn’t expect this as it has been far too long since he had been noticed by somebody, even his family forgot about him at one point. Perhaps there are other people that do remember him. Grabbing his skateboard he heads to the war, he’s gonna do everything he can, holding on to what he can.
He’s a superman.

NEW CHARACTER: MADCAT

MADCAT, ANARCHY IS ALL HE KNOWS!

Moving away from Robloxia, Madcat decides he wants to take a break from the chaos he caused. He gained a lot of notoriety after his last stunt so a break is often good, and when people are trying to politely silence you it’s best to avoid that. But where to spend is break is often the first thought you need, after looking around for a while something caught his eye. “The Waifu Wars: THE FIGHT OF A LIFETIME”. Now, this is something he can dig his claws into (if he has any). He wasn’t sure why it caught his eye, perhaps it’s the chaos, maybe even the people fighting, or perhaps it’s to sell some of his shirts. But Madcat knew he couldn’t let this one in a chance lifetime down. Madcat knows someone is out to get him, will he finally meet his match?

Probably not, he most likely doesn’t care.

The Challengers Prepare

This year the challengers are preparing. We will be having a blog this year so you can see how our challengers are faring in the fights. So what are you waiting for?