The contestants gather and prepare for the fight ahead, in one last reprieve they all gather around the center and share one last toast before the battle.
*In one of the break rooms, Charles XII pulls out a chair and steps onto it. He claps his hands as everyone looks and gathers.*
Charles XII: I would like to propose a toast, a toast for those that made it this far
Madcat: Gay.
*Mad-Cat cracks open his can of Bloxxy Cola and takes a sip*
Charles XII: Some of you will fight long and hard in the battle, while others will die valiantly before it truly begins.
SOULJA BOY: Like yourself man? U ain’t makin’ it past losers.
Charles XII: Why the fuck do I even bother.
*Charles XII steps down from the chair*
Charles XII: I hope you all die.
Au-Chana: I thought he really had something going there.
The Gimp: *Groans*
Slahgao: D͍̹̼͇͔͇́́O͎͙̗ ̡͉̺̠͍̮Á҉̤̩͔̘̗N̛͠҉̹̹Y̷̤̥̦ ̮͕̹̙̞͕̰M̰̠͉̘̣̳͜ͅÓ̺͙R̡̟̤̰̘̜̝T̷̖̭̙͚͜A̰̘̲̣͖ͅL̨̧̞̲͙̭̠͟S̷̴̝̳̙̳̪̬̩̀ ̡͕̳̫͉͈̕H̹̰̱͎̝A̟͍V̠̣̖̤̦̗̝͙̀̕É̵̝̙͚̮̺̮͕͕ ̧҉҉̮̤̺̤͚͙̼͈̩A̳̙̱̰̱̫̲̱Ṇ̡̢̤̘̦ͅY̷͙̘͉͓͉͕ ̷̦͇̰̭̞̣͔̕͡P̶̧͚̦̰̙̪̼A̛͍̦̞̘͕͔̣͘͟R̭͙͉͎̳̙̝͜T̢͕̙̖̩̮̰̬I̧̯̙̰͉͘N̲̫̯̪Ģ̰̲̙̼̬͝ ̢̗̺̲͖̠̦W͎̖͜͡O̬̜͇̼̠͖ͅṚ̶̢̲̥̹̪̱̤̫͚D̴̹̥̲̠͞S͍͎̼͈̱̗̞͢ ̵̺͚͍̝̝͖͖B͖̮̤̰͖͇̼̥E̛̻̳̟̰͡͡F̺̻̮͜O͚̼̤͕̥̪̯̪R̠̣͜͠ͅÉ̦͓͢ ̡̛̥̭̝̤͈̱͠T̶̠̝̥̟̀H̵͙͎̥̮̩E͙͇͖̜̦̗̲͇I̴͈̰̟̭R͓͔̰͓͠ͅ ̳̼͙͔̬͞D̫E͏̩̥̺̮̠̼̜̕M͏̸̝̙̻͎͇͓̟I̷͏͔̺̗͈͙̩S͏͓͚̱͈̤̝E̥͈̫̪͚͚̟?̙̪̩̭̬́ͅ
The God-Emperor of Mankind: YES! YOU FOUL DEMON WILL NEVER STRIKE US DOWN. THE LIZARD LADY AND THE DEFORMED HEDGEHOG? YES! BUT NEVER HUMANITY.
Linus: Cringe, did not laugh.
*in the other room opposite, J. Jonah Jameson, The Joker, Tony Hawk, Cory are having a discussion*
J. Jonah Jameson: So, anyone knows who gave them their letter? I’ve been waiting here for the guy to show up!
The Joker: Why does it matter? Only one of us is gonna know the answer any way!
Tony Hawk: Yea but Jonah does have a point, we were all chosen but by whom? Do the Veterans’s know who gave them the letters?
Cory: Not me man, I don’t even remember getting my first letter.
J. Jonah Jameson: You don’t remember? What are you stupid or dumb? Someone would remember something like that I mean how did you even get here in the first place?
Cory: Well… how did you?
J. Jonah Jameson: I ASKED FIRST DUMB ASS.
Cory: …
J. Jonah Jameson: Oh my god… YOU CAN’T EVEN REMEMBER THAT?
Tony Hawk: What, and you can?
J. Jonah Jameson: Sure I can! Easy, listen as I tell you the entire story.
*J. Jonah Jameson pulls out a cigar and lights it up, he holds it for a few seconds while he thinks.*
The Joker: So? Where’s the story.
J. Jonah Jameson: Shut up, I’m trying to think clown.
Tony Hawk: Admit it, none of us remembers how we got here, the invitation I remember but arriving here? That’s a blank to me.
Cory: So who’s runnin’ this game anyway?
*Before Cory’s question could be answered. A siren plays alerting everyone, upon the Television Screen a display text is shown*
WELCOME CHALLENGERS, YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO PARTICIPATE IN THE WAR. 32 MAY ENTER BUT 1 MAY LEAVE. NOW, THIS IS THE FIGHT OF A LIFETIME. DIE IN GLORY OR LIVE IN FAME.
GO NOW AND FULFILL DESTINY.
*The doors open the challengers walk into the battlefield. Knowing some of them won’t make they hold their breath. The crowd cheers as the first round begins. There is no turning back now.*
*The Waifu War has Begun.*
The Waifu Wars 